“Mr. Grey positioned the lamp at the entrance of my lamp. He then began to lamp his lamp up my lamp lamp. “LAMP,” I cried in pure lamp lampety lamp lamp. “LAMP LAMP” he retorted thuggishly, like the lamp lamp he lampy lamp lamp lamp.”
my favorite part was when he lamps her lamp lampily….
Oh, so much better than the original!
Guys, have more sex and maybe we’ll respect you.
Women, have less sex and maybe we’ll respect you.
Sincerely,
Society
Or maybe it’s alright to be promiscuous as long as you’re ethical and safe about it and we should all just stop caring how much sex people have.
I’ve seen a ton on the facebooks about “thanking veterans for their service.” As a veteran let me just be very straightforward and honest with you. We didn’t “serve our country”; we don’t actually serve our brothers/sisters or our neighbors. We serve the interests of Capital. We never risked our lives or spent months on deployment away from our family and friends so they can have this abstract concept called “freedom”. We served big oil; big coal; Coca-Cola; Kellogg, Brown, and Root and all the other big Capital interests who don’t know a fucking thing about sacrifice. These people will never have to deal with the loss of a loved one or the physical and/or psychological scars that those who “serve”, and their families, have to deal with for the rest of their lives. The most patriotic thing someone can do is to tell truth to power and dedicate yourself to building power to overthrow these sociopathic assholes. I served with some of the most real and genuine people I’ve ever met. You’ll never see solidarity like the kind of solidarity you experience when your life depends on the person next to you. But most of us didn’t join for that; we joined because we were fucking poor and didn’t have many other options.
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An anti-capitalist veteran (via vizzz) Beautiful. Thank you for being honest. War disturbs me greatly, to me it is an inability to bridge differences and usually all it is for is for money, power or resources, it’s all about control and really I think it would be easy for humans to get past that and be cooperative, that’s what we are as a species ultimately. |
these bodies we are born with are such an abomination.
Omg, nudity? Shocking we should be wrapped up from the moment we’re born and never be allowed to be naked ever again.
“Why don’t you shave?”
Because I love how it feels, so fuzzy. I feel pretty. I feel so awesome and riot grrrl. And I just don’t give a fuck. <3
Gorgeous and competently natural, okay so obviously some of us do it because we want to but I think many of us don’t because we’re scared of what others might think and really that’s a shame because beauty comes in all forms and making us think it’s only the form the majority approves that is the right one is just wrong.
Be gone!
VAGINAS HATE SOAP! Really, they do. Don’t use soap in or around your vajayjay!
(from Sex+: Dirty Vaginas!)
